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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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paradoxicaldickery:

dexbonus:

doctordazza:

princedoki:

Ladies, and Gentlemen another butt has been added

Shingeki no Butts.

Shingeki no Butts indeed.

These butts, I like dem.

  • 7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
  • 12th grade me: bruh

zitadevi:

Oh my god lesbian weddings always make me crryyy!!! This one is so cute I’m going to die!!!

silkandleatherlove:

Hi!  

I have been wanting to do this DIY idea for quite sometime now. The other day I found this men’s shirt at an op shop (thrift shop) and I knew it was time to get crafty. This is a really cheap DIY, literally only cost me $7 for the shirt. 

What you’ll need: Large mens shirt, dress or tank top, sewing machine, scissors, tailors chalk, iron, elastic & pins.

What you’ll need to do: 

  1. Lay your dress over the shirt. You could also use a tank top because its the arms holes you need. Using the tailors chalk trace the arm holes. Then draw a straight line directly from the bottom of the arm whole to the bottom corner of the shirt. Repeat on the other side.
  2. With both sides together cut out the dress. Turn the dress inside out. Stitch right sides together and neaten. Overcast or overlock arm wholes. Iron arm whole seam inward and stitch. 
  3. To make the dress more fitted you can add a piece of elastic to the back. Try the dress on to determine how much you need to take it in. I used a piece of elastic 12cm long and stretched it over 22cm of the back. Pin the elastic to the inside of the back of the dress. Stitch elastic to dress, pull elastic taut while sewing. Tahh dahh!!
Hope you like it. XX
unichiars:

†pastel goth&grunge †
typejunkie:

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vacants:

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