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noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Happy birthday Danny Pudi! (March 10th, 1979)

derekhaie:

no homo by remainnameless

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat - 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

zzazu:

evilnol6:

.Doug Jones in the Faun costume during the filming of “Pan’s Labyrinth” (Spanish: El laberinto del fauno) written and directed by Guillermo del Toro

i watched that movie like five times but i never realized the faun had 4 nipples.

circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

My roommate is having loud sex with their fuck buddy.
it was all good till my netflix cut out, now I’m just trying not to laugh at them.

fircyca:

House meme: five OTPs - (1) House/Wilson